The Fiver | Bland news, please! Is that too much to ask? | Football

The Fiver | Bland news, please! Is that too much to ask? | Football

BLAND VALUES With giggling incompetents in Downing Street and a real length of tube in the White House, The Fiver has got to the point where it no longer hopes and prays to hear of good news, merely to be informed of stuff that isn’t catastrophically bad and...