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WHAT A BUSINESS It really wasn’t meant to be like this. As June approached, Newcastle fans were brimful of optimism...
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WIN OF CHANGE The Fiver has no idea who this Derk Lassiker bloke is but apparently he’s going to be...
THE BUNDESLIGA IS BACK AGAIN, BABY! Week two, and they’re still playing football in Germany. A big part of The...
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