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CHELSEA 2-0 LIVERPOOL There won’t have been a day of celebration like it on London’s famous Kings Rahd since Hughie...
CHELSEA 2-0 LIVERPOOL There won’t have been a day of celebration like it on London’s famous Kings Rahd since Hughie...
WHAT A BUSINESS It really wasn’t meant to be like this. As June approached, Newcastle fans were brimful of optimism...
BLAND VALUES With giggling incompetents in Downing Street and a real length of tube in the White House, The Fiver...
KICKING OFF The Fiver has a dream. In it, the death of almost 400,000 people during a global pandemic leaves...
The schedule detailing how the Premier League planned to RESTART FOOTBALL had been out in the wild for no more...
START FOOTBALL! Following the Premier League’s unanimous decision to embark on Phase Two of Project Restart, Troy Deeney has agreed...
STOP START FOOTBALL After the rip-roaring success of our STOP FOOTBALL campaign, The Fiver is drunk on power, as opposed...
WIN OF CHANGE The Fiver has no idea who this Derk Lassiker bloke is but apparently he’s going to be...
THE BUNDESLIGA IS BACK AGAIN, BABY! Week two, and they’re still playing football in Germany. A big part of The...
NOTE TO SELF: MUST GET BLACKOUT BLIND Frivolous sadness-related similes and metaphors are tough in a time of intense global...