HUMANITY AND LAWYERS Hurray! The football season is back! Six hundred years after the last match, everyone’s favourite sport has...
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JOSÉ IT AIN’T SO How the mighty have fallen. Fifteen years ago today, Jose Mourinho delivered Chelsea’s first title in...
POCH ON THE TYNE? All across the footballing world, after a period of great uncertainty, Important People have started making...
THEY SHALL NOT PASS Premier League players spend most of their time being sworn at for thinking they exist in...
‘PROJECT RESTART’ Despite the unexpected success of The Fiver’s Stop Football campaign, the Premier League and the government continue to...
FOUR MEN WALK INTO AN ONLINE CHAT A mere 42 days after the successful conclusion of The Fiver’s STOP FOOTBALL...
‘A VISION THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS’ Given the team’s dismal form of late, news that Big Phil Neville is...
THROWING ONE’S WEIGHT AROUND The last time we saw our city-boy cousin Buy Sell Buy Sell Red Braces Fuel-Injected Convertible...
IT’S A HARDBALL WORLD, SON Having spent spent several months doing drills, running on command, dropping to do press-ups and...
THE TV BIT OF TV & RADIO The Fiver’s got the weekend sorted. We’re tempted to go down to Westminster...
