ROLL UP, ROLL UP The Fiver must level with you: we’re getting a bit bored now. There are only so...
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BS FIVER (IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE) The Fiver’s decision to furlough all of its stereotypical cousins has been met...
SOLD SHORT The current pandemic has forced The Fiver’s hand and, after not thinking things through properly, we are sad...
PR(U)ISON BREAK The Fiver couldn’t help but raise a smile at the news that Rui Pinto – who might sound...
KEEPING 220 YARDS APART There was celebration today after Liverpool decided to furlough the idea of furloughing their employees, giving...
SEAN’S WORLD Considering the Fiver’s pre-conceived notion that Sean Dyche would be spending the current lockdown spreadeagled on a chaise...
HOT SHIITAKE There was consternation among Premier League clubs on Wednesday after they were accused by a major public figure...
THE MORE THINGS CHANGE … When all this is over, we will have learned to practise kindness and become more...
A MEANS TO AN END? With the usual big fat clanging caveat that none of it really matters, except to...
HOT TIN TIME MACHINE The Fiver woke up late to discover there’s a reasonable chance Dominic Raab will be in...
